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Unfortunately, the Patriots are No Longer Bad

Did you hear it this afternoon? The collective groan of all NFL fans everywhere realizing once again that Bill Belichick is smarter at football than everyone else in the world?

198 yards, 3 passing touchdowns, and a 142.1 passer rating: No, that is not Tom Brady after a great game of dump off passes to Gronk, Edelman, and Amendola, that's new Patriot legend Mac Jones against the (are they awful again?) Cleveland Browns (#FreeOdell).

The P*triots are now 6-4, tied for the same number of wins as the Bills in the AFC East, and while they don't have the easiest schedule over the next 5 weeks, with games against the Titans, Bills twice, and Colts, we know that Belichick won't let the team go down lightly.

The real reason I'm most terrified about Mac Jones being the next legendary QB is that he comes to New England with his Gisele ready to go. We've already dealt with one goofy looking white dude punching well above his weight class, and the last thing we need is a part 2.....

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Nov 15, 2021

This is golden. Made me laugh out loud. Also, Mac's gf is gorgeous

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